Self,
Your hair does not curl. Please stop trying.
I just spent an hour trying to curl my hair. I was unsuccessful. The only curl came from flipping my hair upside down and adding product to it…
And, it just looks messy as well.
Oh well. It’s the thought that counts right?
Sorry for this completely useless post. 
Happy Easter everyone! Have a great weekend!
Have you ever used a straightener to curl your hair? Obviously my hair has the same issue and the straightener works